So you've said your farewells and it's time to pack up your desk before getting escorted out.
While you're there, you might as well create an out of office message to any hapless person that missed out on the news of your leaving.
Let them find out the impersonal way that you left.
Some tips:
Subject: John Whatsisname no longer works at [insert company].
Hello,
I
appreciate your attempt to connect with me today, but unfortunately I
am no longer available at this email, or organization.
If you need immediate assistance, please contact [insert name and email].
Thank you and goodbye,
John Whatsisname
Subject: Out of Office [Auto-subject from sender's email inserted].
Thank you for your email. I am no longer with [company name]. Please direct enquiries to [insert name and email] or [insert name and email].
I can be contacted at [email].
Cheers
Subject: Out of Office.
After X enjoyable years, I do not work at [company] any more. Please contact [insert name and email] for enquiries relating to [subjects], or myself at [email] for personal matters.
Best wishes,
John Whatsisname
Subject: John Whatsisname has retired!
Hello!
If you are seeing this message, it is because I’m retired and having the time of my life.
I may be out gardening, or fishing, or on a well-earned Caribbean
cruise with my wife. Something you can look forward to when you’ve
reached my status and vintage.
Of course I’ll still be glad to hear from you – try me at this email: [insert email].
For any work-related enquiries, try [insert email].
Thank you and farewell!
John Whatsisname
Subject: Out of Office [Auto-subject from sender's email inserted].
John Whatsisname has retired. Please contact [insert name and email] for enquiries relating to [subjects], or myself at [email] for personal matters. Thank you to my colleagues and clients for your support over the years.
Best wishes,
John Whatsisname
Subject: John Whatsisname is at a new email address.
Thank you for contacting me here at Jones Consulting Group.
I
understand how important it is for you to get the information and
services that you need, however, I am no longer with Jones Consulting.
I
apologize in advance for any inconvenience that this may cause you, and
I want you to know that I can help you rectify this if you contact me on the email or phone number below.
If you have any questions regarding our previous business
together; if you need me to direct you to someone who can help you
at Jones consulting; or if you would like to continue our conversation,
please don’t hesitate to contact me at
JohnWhatsisname@Whatsisnameconsulting.com, or by phone at [number].
Thank you for your email.
Sincerely
John Whatsisname
[LinkedIn address]
Subject: Take this email off your list.
Hello there,
If
you are reading this, it is because John Whatsisname cannot help you –
he has left the company and no longer uses this email address.
So now this email is working overtime with the flood of enquiries, spam, well-wishes, and broken hearts.
Please take this email off your contact list or address book.
Sorry for the bother.
Farewell!
Subject: I am self-medicating.
Have
you ever had one of those most amazing kind of days; the kind of day
that you will remember when you are old and gray and telling your
grandchildren stories?
Well, I seem to have those days quite often.
In fact, if you’re seeing this message, it’s probably because I’m
having one of those kinds of days today, and I’m not going to respond to
your message.
I’m so glad not to have to work at [insert company] any more that I am literally high on life.
My last day was [date], of which I’ll be celebrating future anniversaries.
If you need any help, I'm sure that contacting anyone else in the company will also be a waste of time.
Good luck!
John Whatsisname
Subject: Whistleblowing an unethical company.
I no longer work at this company due to the misalignment with advertised company values and actual practice.
I apologise for this blunt email, yet feel I must warn customers and shareholders to divest yourself of any interests you hold in this company as the **** is about to hit the fan.
Good luck,
John Whatsisname
Have you sent a proper farewell email to the whole office, thanking everyone and wishing them well?
Or would you rather entertain yourself with reading angry voices of dissent?
Have fun!