Mental Health Matters

by Anonymous
(Anonymous City, Anon-Town, F#$%head Avenue)

I'm glad to be saying goodbye to you all. Yeah. Totally glad. *smug face*. There's nothing more embarrassing,than being part of a company, that has to beg it's users, to use their service. That's what I call "last-chance saloon" begging. If people don't want to get along, or attend the centre or have other priorities, tough. You have to learn to deal with it. Talking to me, in a little girl voice, while staring at me, creeps me out. It looks like you're on some sort of hallucination drug. And nobody actually gained miracles, by believing "everything will be alright". I'm not sure what world you live in. Where I come from, it's hard to change someone's mind, once it's made. I mean I get why you do it, but if you could see your face, when you're talking to us, I'm sure you'd agree, that you look stoned. Yeah but just think.... Eh, whatever. And who in their wrong mind, tells tenants, to stop hanging with old friends from yester-year? Talk about crazy. That's what you are.

Farewell blah blah

by Kitaramarabel

Farewell blah blah
Be well blah blah
Don't be ill blah blah
Will we miss you, miss miss you?
Blah blah blah blah
Blah blah blah blah
Blaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

My Farewell Speech

by Anonymous

This is my farewell speech.
Friends and family! This is me, myself and I saying farewell to all. I hear many of you guys sniffing and I'm glad for so.
I will miss my friends, Beth and Amy for always holding the door for me.
I will miss bickering with most of you guys and I will miss Jared, the teacher I've always, always hated.
I feel bad that the rest of you are staying with Jared but, hey, what can I do.
Also, I am not impressed with Richard's gift for me. You got me an iPhone 4 when I clearly asked for an iPhone 5! So now how am I supposed to be the number 1 glamour girl at my new school, huh? You owe me big time.
Security guards, please kick out anyone that got me only a card, dollarama stuff, cheap chocolate or anything related to Edward Cullen. I am TOTALLY on team Jacob!
And I guess this is it... Farewell.

THIS SPEECH MAY SOUND MEAN BECAUSE IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY. :D